How to get lost in Panama City

How to get lost in Panama City, by Karen Todd.

1) Enter route from the airport to Coronado in your Waze navigating app. 

2) DON'T enable GPS in settings frown emoticon

3) Think to yourself, "this is easy"

4) Follow the highlighted route and try to get back to it when you miss a turn. 

5) Wonder why GPS isn't talking to you

6) Go through a toll

7) Get almost out of city by yourself and feel proud

8) Find yourself turned around and back in the depths of the ghetto of the city in a big bulky, manual transmission truck where there are only 2 lanes but Panamanian driver's have made 

9) Go through another toll

10) Think to yourself, "WTF?"

11) Think to yourself, 'What would Dad do?"

12) Take 20 minutes to find a place to pull over so you can throw the stupid effing phone out the window. 

13) Pull over and realize the GPS is not enabled. 

14) Turn on GPS and drive easily out of the city like nothing happened.

I'm just gonna add this to another life lesson I learned the hard way.

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